South Jordan

Perhaps the most strictly Mormon city in the world, free time is spent praying, attending religous services, polishing one's horns and engaging in intercourse with one's multiple wives. Common occupations include farmer and church-goer.

As a respectable man of the South Jordan community, I spent the night at home asking God for a new TV and nailing wives one through ten.

by CaptainRussia May 22, 2011

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michael jordan

The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.

Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.

Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!

by William Wordsworthless July 26, 2005

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jordan

RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.

That kid is a jordan.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

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Jordan

A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!

AND a horrible boyfriend!

Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!

Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time

Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.

Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.

by ihatejordan December 28, 2009

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