Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a lying bastard, homophobic, and deserves to die for mistreating a woman, formally known as Alissa Violet. Alissa deservesd better than that pieve of crap.

Jake Paul is cancer.

by oogly fat rat April 20, 2019

Jake Paul

The reason I have crippling depression.

Jake Paul: ‘it’s every bro! Peace!!!!’
You:‘Why are you so sad?’
Me:*in corner* ‘it’s not ‘everyday bro’. Please...
Phone: ‘911 whats your emergency?’

by Squillam Fancyson May 16, 2018

Jake Paul

A bitch the can’t rap and got his fame from his brother

You made a song is sounds like Jake Paul

by Choch December 24, 2017

Jake Hobbs

a little goblin who can’t back up any of the shit he talks and tries to act cool in front of girls

If u wanna fight me, you gotta stop acting like a jake hobbs

by Kebdkzn February 16, 2020

Jake Paul

The Jake Paul definition is retarded and delusional nobody likes him and he will get fucked up ksi

You are Jake Paul so get out my way and jump in a ditch

by KSI fan Boy July 3, 2020

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a 1 and half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other leg even though your other leg just got finished healing, you really pulled a Jake Zannoni on that one.”

by Jake Zannoni September 21, 2020