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Rusty Italian 

When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian
My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.

The Italian Dinner 

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.
Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

gold chain italian 

The cliche Italians, who wear gold crosses or just gold chains, and slick back their hair and wear wife beaters.
Tony, your such a gold chain Italian quick slicking back your hair.

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids
"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

The italian 

A sex act wherein a man slides his penis between a woman's buttocks. It looks like a hoagie!!
Dude, this girl I'm dating loves getting The Italian every morning as a wake up call.

My favorite part of massaging my clients is ending the session with The Italian.
The italian by bababucket December 29, 2013

Anglo-Italian 

A person who is of joint English and Italian ancestry. Symptoms may include; greatness, supreme intelligence and unprecedented penis length.
Wow, Dante Gabriel Rossetti is an elite poet, it must be because he is Anglo-Italian.