russian-style

Very cheaply made and of poor quality. This originates from the common mass produced russian products that roll off their lines every day. Soviet tanks to russian gas masks are among some of the widely distribited peices of junk that circulate the market.
That M-4 Aardvark gas mask is mad russian-style.

"My car broke down" "Pfft, its russian-style"
by mwoo June 30, 2006
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Russian Bath

When a girl has her period on your hand while you finger her
Hey tom why is your hand all bloody?' 'Oh i just got a Russian Bath from Michelle
by thatonefishoutthere May 08, 2011
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Russian Slave

a person who cleans up pelican waste
by gregory tee December 11, 2008
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Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.
I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!
by Rep4life-FucktheDems October 02, 2004
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Russian Shotgun

The old two in the goo, one in the poo done to a poor unsuspecting female.

Just do a normal shotgun with your hand, then extend the little finger too!
Alright Merde, did you give makayla the russian shotgun?!
by Moatley March 22, 2005
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russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be
you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?
by i_am_what_i_am December 09, 2006
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Russian Meltdown

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.
"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."
by J.T.Z. March 06, 2009
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