indianitis

A disease that one can be diagnosed with having if they exhibit the following behaviors:

1:persistent laziness, the lack of effort to do anything.

2:freeloading off tax-payers via welfare, medicare, etc.

3:constantly making excuses for not doing things they are supposed to be doing.

4:selling/ trading food stamps for drugs/ alcohol or cash to buy drugs/ alcohol.

Dude that guy has a bad case of indianitis, I heard he lets people use his food stamp card for pills.

by MMuir January 26, 2011

Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.

Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"

by Mattbrain February 23, 2011

india

india bertha bradley

see india shes a pretty posh princess

by 789koki October 5, 2016

Indianapolis Colts

A NFL team in the AFC. They are a very dangerous team to be playing. The Indianapolis Colts won their first superbowl..... superbowl XLI. The baltimore colts, relocated to indianapolis won only superbowl V. Afer all this long time they finally won a big one beating the Chicago Bears 29-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!

and the indianapolis colts just won superbowl 41. oy my god they finally did it!!!!

by Fahot December 12, 2008

Indiana Assist

n. A horribly lewd sexual maneuver that involves an extremely intoxicated female being penetrated from behind and through continuously thrusting motions that are quite rough, hard, and aggressive from the male the intoxicated partner is eventually want to vomit. At that time the male moves a nearby trash can to underneath the womans face so that she can vomit freely without interrupting the intercourse.

"Hey don't move that trash can!! I have that there for later... I'm probably going to end up doin' an Indiana assist on Jessica.. She already looks kinda sick.."

by Ci-Roc November 4, 2006

indian

1) there's the hardworking kind who come from India
2) then there's the lazy kind, also known as Native Americans
or Injins

1) Man, my boss worked me hard like an Indian today.
2) I fucked the dog at work today like an indian.

by Loudog6969 January 12, 2007

Indianapolis Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010