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muscle car

An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.

Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.

Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.

Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.

In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.

Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.

Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."

Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
by vg30e May 14, 2007
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yelling car

when you pass some one in your car and blow an air horn at them
yo, lets get that old guy with a yelling car
by Mr.ZuBa February 2, 2008
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fun car

Every road trip has a fun car and a bum car. Fun car is the car where people are clearly having a good time in each other's company.
Person 1 in the Bum Car: I am sure that those guys are having a good time.

Person 2 in the Bum Car: Of course! They are in Sreya and Yashu's car. That is the FUN CAR!
by nehamalhotra23 March 5, 2016
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Clip car

A half of car used to train greasse monkeys
in trade school.
Dude we are oing to hook up the scanner to the Clip Car to learn odb2
by mopar April 4, 2009
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Car Creeper

A person who creeps behind you in their car when you're going to your parked car.
Becky: OMG that guy is car creeping on me! He want's my spot.

Sam: Quick, serpentine! Stupid Car Creepers!
by Gogogogo! May 8, 2011
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car-camping

Camping with-in unloading distance of your of vehicle. As opposed to hiking into a remote location.
Let's just go car-camping to simplify the weekend.
by Dlize June 5, 2016
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car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007
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