Horny

Urge to sex

Amelia the new science teacher who always wore short skirts and had big tits 36D to be exact. Kyle who was a senior was the most popular and sexiest. He was said to have the biggest dick in the school after everyone left she said Kyle I saw what you did in class ( he pulled his cock out from his pants) you did he said. I'd love to have your rocket in my spaceport.

Then she tore off his shirt licking his huge muscular upper body and down his happy trail. He ripped off her blouse and licked her tits so hard she screamed. He thrust his 10 inch rock hard cock into her mouth and got the best bj he ever had. She was so horny. His dick went into her vagina and he thrust it back and fourth. She said when they were done you have a detention in my house tonight cock monster and he licked her tits one more time and left before he saw her again that bight

by Cock monster November 16, 2013

Horny driver

A driver that honks at an attractive person to indicate their appreciation to them. It is often seen as rude and obnoxious.

Andrew beeped his horn at the attractive pedestrian.

Pedestrian: You horny driver!!

by nunChaKu June 5, 2007

horny cumbubble

the act of finding a large lesbian, taking her home, and proceeding to have sex with her. you then defacate into her mouth, WITH PERMISSION as she strains the grease from her hair. take the grease and stick it into your erect penis and as you ejaculate, yell HORNY CUMBUBBLE! with the voice of a nascar commentator.

hey lady, want to come back to my place for a horny cumbubble?

by bob the ball holder June 8, 2011

horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

hornytoad

someone whos always looking for sexual stimulation regardless of selection...

John: Hey did you see that girl damn I'd like to fuck her.
Sam: dude you don't even know her!
John: I don't care I'd still fuck!
Sam: your such a hornytoad

by Rafting September 29, 2008

Horny Asher

A Mormon who took the polygamy issue a little bit too seriously, and is now facing 5-10 in prison. The term is used primarily in Mormon infested areas, such as Utah and Arizona.

"Hey dude, if you carry on like this you'll end up like a Horny Asher!"

by Lisa Stomp February 11, 2009

Horny

The worst thing you can possibly search on urban dictionary.

If you search "horny" on urban dictionary just to see erorica you are the most retarded hopeless idiot ever. Go to horny jail.

by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022