Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
by wang_man June 29, 2009
Get the serious horny desperatemug. Person 1: Dude I can't wait for National Horny Day!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause I can be as horny as I can!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause I can be as horny as I can!
by words are dumb April 16, 2020
Get the National Horny Daymug. acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
Get the Horny Indian Programmermug. you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!
by jamiefaith March 24, 2008
Get the horny goat weedmug. A midget who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public, especcialy with respect to midgets.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Horny Little Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."
by Mastermidget September 15, 2009
Get the Horny Little Devilmug. A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::
Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
Person B: ::Explodes::
Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009
Get the Exploding Horny Teenagermug. calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021
Get the horny man (lucas)mug.