The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.
by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009
Get the American Handshake mug.When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.
by Diego Nate November 10, 2010
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a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.
Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.
by fenderhammer January 1, 2010
Get the hitler's handshake mug.When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
by Alongschlong November 20, 2018
Get the The Devil's Handshake mug.Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.
man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey
by whrb October 16, 2008
Get the T.I. handshake mug.A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.
by Remulus March 9, 2009
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1. Place one or two hands on the penis.
2. Rub, with variable speed.
3. Add a ball tickle for fun.
1. Place one or two hands on the penis.
2. Rub, with variable speed.
3. Add a ball tickle for fun.
by Twizling July 28, 2012
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