Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
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Hairy Glizzy

Can give you rug burn.
by Glizzy Glutton May 20, 2021
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hairy devon

Hairy Devon
Hairy Devon is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling) with hair sprouts coming out, like a slice of wet devon fell on a barber's shop floor.
"You've got a nice piece of hairy devon going on there B-rad"
by B-rad's Bro April 28, 2021
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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021
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hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil
jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm
You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!
by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024
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Hairy Rainbow

A 69 involving 2 men who both have 90s porn staches
P1: Hey bro! Nice 90s porn stache
P2: you too! Wanna do a hairy rainbow?
P1: *unbuckles pants*
by dannygstewart June 30, 2018
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