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hawkjob

-noun
The act of spitting on one's hand for lubricant, then proceeding to give someone an ol fashioned.
Ex. The other day Jack got a hawkjob in Chemistry class.

-plural: hawkjobs

Ex. Last night Mike and Tom both got hawkjobs in the movie theater.
by floppy tallywhacker April 18, 2011
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hawk feed

A social term for having a cigerette amoungst a group of friends or 'hawks'.
"Come outside for a hawk feed bro",
"Nah bro its up to me"
"Yeah bitch, Hawks"

The Hawks will definately be having a hawk feed tonight.
by Unlce Harv April 28, 2011
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Hawk Feed

A social cigerret amougst peers or hawkers. commonly used to achieve head rushes when the hawks are hungry
Jesse - 'hey bro you want to come have a hawk feed with me?'
Ryan - 'nah bro its up to me'
Jesse - 'chur'

Jeff - im pretty hungry, i might go for a hawk feed. also im pretty drunk. chook.
by hawkfeeder April 29, 2011
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hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.
girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
by gurrrllll August 24, 2011
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Hawk Hex Smith

A man that I loved, and lost. So hot and sexy, I love him to death. But he loves me only as a friend. I may never get to be with him. But him loving me as a friend is good enough. I love you hawk! :)
The moment I met you Hawk Hex Smith I loved you
by AHopefulGirl October 21, 2011
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Hawkward Life

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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hawkslapped

being slapped by a hawk wing
having your ass handed to you by something unexpected
usually when one is hawkslapped the other will soon have the wing of glory slap them also
"he who hunts badger deer will be hawkslapped"
unprepared for the flying hawk of rage
by the one and only green burrito February 4, 2013
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