hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

getting really hairy

You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.

Are you staying here and getting really hairy? Or are you getting hairy and then going home?

by Goffstown January 22, 2021

hairy fifth

a type of marijuana, some fifth with hair, gooood shit.

"roll up some of that hairy fifth bro!"

by puuuuuusy. August 23, 2009

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014

Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016