joe grind

The man who takes care of your wife/girlfriend when you are at work or just not around when she needs you.

Mike: I'm going home early today.
Winston: Make sure you call first give Joe Grind enough time to leave.

by Stallion3725 September 5, 2016

mississippi hand grinder

The act of receiving an aggressive, dry hand job by a toothless woman. And Joey is a little bitch.

Joey's bitch ass got a mississippi hand grinder.

by doodman94 May 15, 2015

grin

when someones pants are not fully up and they bend over and thier bum crack "grins" at you

wow you seem happy today because your certainly grinning at me

by aidyaid87 October 25, 2009

Shit Eating Grin

1. A huge smile that shit eaters can't stand(aka people who take themselves too seriously) When a serious butthurt occurs followed by a SEG said "victim" often flees to Urban Dictionary to bitch and moan about SEG's or someone wearing one. These whiners are often on the wrong end of the stick(no pun intended) and are too dull to grasp that their bitching only intensifies the "shittiness" of the grin. Naturally humiliation of the "victim" is in direct correlation to the "shittiness" of the grin.

In any situation it's best to be the person wearing a shit eating grin as opposed to the person who just ate shit. The person wearing the shit eating grin possesses both self-control and inner contentment concerning present circumstances. (possibly but not always at someone's expense) .

Many women love a shit eating grin, as it expresses the mystery of inner laughter as well as a completely unabashed authenticity regarding another person. All without blabbing on about some bullshit she probably doesn't care about.

A shit eating grin is one of the most powerful/sexy smiles in the world when expressed correctly.

Shit eating Jim and Butthurt Tom are walking on the sidewalk when Tom slips on a banana peal and falls on his ass. Jim flashes an enormous shit eating grin.
T: Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!
J: What grin?(while still smiling)
T: (silent)
J: (normal face) Alright Tom get up let's go.
T: No!!!! I'm going to go home and write an article about how butthurt your smile makes me feel!!!
J: (grins) o.k. Tom you do that.

by CheshireXstacy June 28, 2011

Grind

A sexual dance, Usually found in clubs
Where a pair dance the ass, rubs against the groin

Boy- You going to that club tomorrow
Girl- Yeah!
Boy- Wanna Grind wit me
Girl- Sure, I owe you ONE grind
Boy- ;)

by Club Gal February 19, 2009

Grinder

The act of failing to recall what to do during sexual activity.

"I just pulled a Grinder" said Alice after forgetting what to do, penis in hand.

by NannyMcPhee May 26, 2009

shit-eating grin

A grin which someone crazy enough to be eating shit and be deliriously happy about it would have on their face.

I told Jimmy to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face before I smashed it into a pulp.

by hugepossum December 28, 2005