february 15

A day when True men are born

guy 1 : you bro when were you born?
guy 2 : february 15th why?
Guy 1: bro dont you know?
guy 2 : know what
guy 1 : true men are born on february 15th aint you know?
guy 2 : oh alr then

by keyboardsmashingsound March 24, 2022

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022

February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because its February 8!

by blueberry9 February 7, 2022

February 15

National singles day. The day after valentines day.

If your friend was born on this day they will be forever single.

"Oh it's February 15th!"
"Oh yeah national singles day."
"wait how?"
"Day after valentines day!"

by someonewholikesanime_ February 7, 2022

February 8

SLAP YOUR CRUSHES A$$ DAY

Person 1: what’s today again? I forgot the date!

Person 2: Wdym you forgot man! Its February 8! It’s literally grab your crushes a$$ day bro! GO SLAP HER A$$ AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!

by Weediscool… February 7, 2022

February 22

you get pregnant by your mom

Mom! im pregnant!
oh sweetie dont you remember last night?
Oh. It was February 22 the day we did "it"

by Yuri<3 February 8, 2022

February 8

Water bottle day, only drink from water bottles.

"hey bro I'm thirsty" "here's a cup-" "nah bro it's February 8th, water bottle day?"

by Frxggybxggy February 8, 2022