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corporate freeloader

A corporate freeloader. Has an I.T degree but has never written a line of code in his entire life. He says he wants to learn but in reality is not interested. He attended a coarse in C# so that he can boast about it and moan how expensive it was. Doesn't know the difference between a website and a webservice and thinks microsoft sharepoint is something you install on a PC like a normal application.

When trying to explain a concept to him he stares at you and repeats "exactly.. exactly" many times. This is a giveaway meaning he understood nothing.

Strategically, he likes to be someone else's shadow, appearing to be a friend, he is really leeching on his resources and hard work. He continously tries to get recognition of other's peoples work and to appear as the expert, by repeating statements memorized from other's people's conversations. He acts more like a parrot than as a human. It seems his mental resources are utilised to monitor and leech others, not to live life like other people.

When cornered and faced with his limitations and freeloading tactics, he generally retreats, and waits for the next opportunity to repeat the cycle. When stressed he may burst in a frenzy of ridicule and intollerance towards others, but never admits his faults.

Beware of these people. They can make your life difficult to live in peace. if you need more info how to spot them, here is a good article i found:

http://www.digitaldigressions.net /blog/2006/03/how_to_spot_cor.html

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Example of I.T corporate freeloader

You are assigned on a task by your manager. jason asks the manager to come with you to gain experience and 'learn' something new.

When you are on the task, he stays in a corner supposedly writing notes and does not provide input.

when asked by the manager about the task outcome, he jumps in the middle and speaks as he did all the work. Unkowing managers will get the impression he did all the work, but one that knows better ignores him outright. when this happens he gets pissed and offends him behind his back.

When you confront him that he really did not provide input and was only there to learn he offends you as well. jason then retreats and acts for his next chance, playing the administrative manager's role in the mean time.
by Freeloader Busters November 7, 2008
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"I am feeling a little friendly over here"
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Feeling Tookish

an overwhelming urge to go out on a TRULY epic adventure
elsa: im feeling tookish
calyx: wanna streak the fuck into the woods and not come out till we have crafted ourselves animal skin loincloths and have crafted a tree fort equipped caribou rotisserie?
elsa: HELLYEAHFUCKYEAH
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Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".
I woke up in a funk, but now, I'm feeling like pizza.
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A nebulous-yet-tactile sensation that dictates how fun or engaging the act of playing the game is. Game Feel is often a combination of many different (sometimes minor) aspects, including how quickly your character responds to control input and how much audio/visual feedback you are provided for doing something "right" within the game.
"The game feel in this is good enough that I never even have to think about how to control the game."
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Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck
Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.
by Edd the cool guy October 3, 2017
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