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financial gunpoint

When you're forced to spend money on something that shouldn't even be necessary to survive on this planet (college tuition, rent, bills, spending less on food to pay rent, etc) but the only alternative to it is being forced into poverty, homelessness, debt, legal issues, or a worse situation if you don't give in.

Similar to being forced to give money or other valuables to a mugger when being robbed on the street or otherwise you'd be shot or murdered.
Girl: Fuck college. Everyone hates me here and I have no friends. The coursework is a nightmare and I dread the thought of working as a Java Developer with a bunch of sweaty neckbeard virgins in a hot office building from the 1970s for the next 30 years. I'm not even on track to graduating on time because my advisor fucked up and made me pick the wrong classes by mistake...

Consciousness: What about the $20K you spent on your tuition this year? Do you want to just drop out college altogether and work at McDonald's for the rest of your life making $7.25 an hour? There's plenty of meth addicts underneath the Brooklyn Bridge that you could hang out with if you choose that option! You'll be sleeping out on the street and will never be able to afford an apartment if you don't finish uni! Gotta love being held under financial gunpoint in THIS economy don't ya?

Girl: Fuck capitalism!
by christfucker77 September 6, 2023
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FINA

The email below is FINA.
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finagle

to grab or move an object with your foot or toes
yoooo dude why did u just finagle my toothbrush(im still gonna use it)
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financially lit

1.) Slang term: When something is financially turnt up or poppin.

2.) Literal term: When someone is financially literate and understands how money and finance works.
1.) John: Did you go to that party last night?

Daquan: Fuck yeah man that shit was financially lit! 💯🔥🥶

2.) Client: Are you financially lit?

Financial advisor: Yes sir.
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FINA Approved

When the johnson is longer than the FINA Approved Swim Starting Blocks.
Ex.
P1, Wow that johnson is quite long and girthy

P2, I wonder if it’s FINA Approved
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FinalCloud1

his type is Viet girls
"FinalCloud1 likes Viet girls"
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Final Fantasy February

"Final Fantasy February refers to the tradition among fans of the renowned Final Fantasy video game series to dedicate the month of February to immersive gameplay, nostalgic exploration, and vibrant discussions centered around the beloved franchise. Enthusiasts celebrate this month-long event by sharing their favorite moments, engaging in online communities, and relishing the rich narratives and captivating worlds that Final Fantasy has offered over the years."
Man that final fantasy February, February last year was amazing
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