epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage March 25, 2011
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ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 18, 2020
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Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022
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Rory king epic

Rory king epic, is an incredible specimen many people think they hate him but end up for for him because of his segsy height.
Rumour had it Rory king epic can’t fit under the shower.

What a surprise F fell for Rory
by Ilickedchildren November 28, 2020
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Epic Griner Moment

It is a moment when all shit goes to hell and Loftis looses his shit on ROBLOX trading.

Would rather trade and eat at the weirdest times and going to DQ or McDonalds.
When she asks to cuddle and he says nah theres a new limited out, Very Epic Griner Moment
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Epic Griner Moment

It is a moment when all shit goes to hell and Loftis looses his shit on ROBLOX trading.

Would rather trade and eat at the weirdest times and going to DQ or McDonalds.
When she asks to cuddle and he says nah theres a new limited out, Very Epic Griner Moment
by Big feller69 Emily is hot February 16, 2021
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The Epic Gamer

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what
Guy1: Yo I was fighting Midir when my side bitch gave me The Epic Gamer
Guy2: Spicy
by Paper Lad November 01, 2019
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