2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

ed renders

The inability to work on fire alarms appropriately and safely

That fire alarm engineer has done an Ed Renders to that fire alarm!

by Couldhelpubutbollocks November 11, 2021

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

Ed Marsh

Ed Marsh is a lovely LITTLE man

Yo is that Ed Marsh

by anonymous December 16, 2021

ed hime

the man who ruined doctor who with a talking frog

“hey did you see series 11 episode 9 of doctor who?”
“yeah i did, i love it until the stupid fucking talking frog. who wrote that shit anyways?”
“ed hime”

by that_ranter December 5, 2020

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012