deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

Deuceity

The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.

Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.

by bereloom May 6, 2014

Deuce

Refers to a having a small penis

You going to see James? " Why? He's a deuce and he and he has no money.

by Roman Goddess of Love June 12, 2014

Drubes

Dread-locked pubic hair.

Have fun at Phish, but be sure not to get tangled up in drubes!

by T-Bola August 29, 2014

deucer

A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".

Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!

by jacktags4 July 4, 2015

Drude

imiture and rude

isnt he so Drude

by boblo987654321234567 August 24, 2016