Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"
"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".
by Grissom August 19, 2007
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by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009
Get the Uber Douche mug.Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.
by themaster131313 February 8, 2010
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K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009
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Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
by GeoSlab September 25, 2012
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2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
by Brent P March 25, 2008
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by David878 January 12, 2007
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