donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".
by 123456789tom July 6, 2006
Get the donald trumpmug. by Twenty one pilots fan March 14, 2017
Get the Donald trumpmug. Donald trump is an orange turd with cheeto dust scattered all over. A stupid excuse for a president. Known for his tendency to grab girls by the vegina. Has also run a fake collage to scam idiots out of money. Preaches about his stupid great wall and making Mexico pay for it. He will start WW3. He will team up with Vladimir Putin and launch illegal nuclear missiles. He lied about his stupid "small loan of a million dollars." He has baby hands. And people want this idiot to be president. Shameful.
News: BREAKING NEWS! DONALD TRUMP GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT, SOMEHOW BEATING THE ODDS!
Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?
Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.
Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Kid#4: I hate them both.
Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?
Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!
(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?
Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.
Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Kid#4: I hate them both.
Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?
Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!
(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
by çøج ©¨¥ &¶‡ February 15, 2017
Get the Donald trumpmug. by Boy whose neck is red July 26, 2021
Get the Donald trumpmug. A mother tucker who can't read (obviously) with a porn star who should go back to where she came from(Slovenia) over all he is a bitch who should not be the president. Also the reason he wears a toupee is because he is not worthy of hair.
by Dab queen 1029384756 February 20, 2017
Get the Donald trumpmug. 
When every asshole narcisisit in world or us of a who needs someone to scapegoat because they cant stand to see someone who has the same atributes of them or cant see the forest through tress gets out there with other assholes like them self to become Donaled trumped in a mystifying mass hysteria . carry alot of signs make art, think they are arrogantlyh informed and are throwing stones in mirror of themself and call people names before they have or feel repsonible to cure themself of what they are. Arrogantly display signs and defects of social failures and use a puppet man to throw stones because they need something to become violently involved in wear buttons signs and protest ... while being conservatively very george orwell animal farm themself.. Donald trumped....
The whole pack of neoconservative hippies from day and the narcicisistic liberals were all out pushing the vote and hating on president getting all donald trumped over it when they refuse to look at themself as he is them in a different body . eats macdonalds paranoid . could care less about nothing but money. dont like dogs. reprivef turkeys on thanksgiving. and have to follow trendy things to feel concern and hate to face truth and think they are large and over people no soul and its alla bout them..
by assholemagnet December 2, 2020
Get the Donald trumpedmug.