Discombobulated Cock Top

The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.

"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."

by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004

panic! at the disco

A Las Vegas band, signed by Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy. Also, a terrible excuse of an "original" band that derives their "theatrics" and "style" from the emo-scene and the Britpop era in the 90s. In other words, complete and utter fucking crap.

Emo girl: OMGZ! Did you hear Panic! At The Disco?
Me: Huh? You mean that band who likes to completely rip off other bands and whine that they're NOT EMO? Yeah. I've heard of them.........and they fucking suck. Now go brood in a dark room and cut yourself, you insignificant, unoriginal pig.
Emo girl: *RUNS AWAY CRYING...

by Madmangoliath November 21, 2006

disco nap

a nap that begins at 5:55 pm and ends at 7:05 pm

I needed a disco nap so that I could pull an all nighter.

by Keith McGuffey April 16, 2007

two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

by Here King December 14, 2008

discographia

On peer to peer(p2p) networks, often a way to disguise large pornographic files. Also a verb, describing the act of being duped into thinking one is downloading something else.

Dude, I thought I was getting a discography, I didn't notice that it was a discographia!
Some of this stuff is nice, though!

by teethBoss June 5, 2005

disco nap

The nap you take before a really big party. You know the party will be off the charts so you want to be well rested so you can keep up with all the drama, beer pong, and hook ups.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

disco lemonade

a concoction of Mike's Hard Lemonade, Starwberry and Raspberry juice, sprinkles. Est. 2007 Towel and Pie Inc.

"Dude, you want some disco lemonade?!"
"Yeeaaaahhhhh."

by Julie and Sara May 4, 2007