Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 05, 2024
The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
by Mudonna August 24, 2021
by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
by Ampy2 May 22, 2020
A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 18, 2021