faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 3, 2017

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins April 23, 2018

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018