charlou dave

charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.

I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.

I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.

by _este May 12, 2022

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023