Daisy Cutter

An inordinately Large bowel movement, usually associated with dining at the local

Mexican restaurant the night before

Tom?? He's in the bunker dropping a Daisy Cutter on the porcelain palace

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Driving Ms. Daisy

You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.

Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

by MarineBiologistSorta April 12, 2009

daisy

an adjective describing how you are feeling

it explains a state of mind that someone is particularlly in at that exact moment.

the state is typically one that is under the influence of alcohol or marijuana. (dancing/singing)

most naperville kids use the term, however the rate it is spreading is particularlly fast.

Person 1- yo im so daisy right now
Person 2- where the party?


example 2

Person 1 (on phone with friend)- ya Im a bit daisy and possibley cant drive
Mom (overhearing) - you picked a daisy? Why its winter!

(hence the fact that it is commonly used among teenagers and not adults)

by kj lingrow March 28, 2009

Dollop of Daisy

When a man ejaculates into a bowl or cup, then whps it up into a fluffy substance using a whisk or fork, then flings it onto a females facial, chest or vaginal area.

dollop of daisy

by rustycarl112 April 13, 2010

dailey

a dailey is a womans bottom

that woman has a rather nice dailey

by clintonw202 December 16, 2008

Daisy

Someone who is very annoying and overly talkative. Says things that are irelivant too the conversation, attention seeking. Thinks that there attrective when really they look like a gruffalo. Takes the natural look a bit too far by not showering or shaving.

Person 1: do you wanna go swimming? Perosn 2: yeah sure
Daisy: look how skinning my legs are

That person won't stop talking about themselfs there being such a daisy.

by haggis plotter January 28, 2014

Daisy

An act of masturbating and crying out the name of a best friend while they are sleeping near the masturbator to completely gross them out and right after he/she did that they would immediately get up and call their other best friend and tell them what they did.

"Dude i totally did a Daisy last night to Katie and she ran from the room shouting "No Homo! No Homo!"

by Kate the Great go Masterbate July 5, 2009