Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

Dealer man

The act of Being jealous of someone

I feel so dealer man of her

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Dealter

A change to something that makes it worse

They never should’ve Dealtered the Firefox logo

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

dealverez

A smart individual, funny, but knows when to be serious, and knows how to give good head and his dick big

dealverez is a funny guy

by Cunny man issac July 1, 2022

Dealer Fetish

Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.

Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.

Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.

Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.

Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Dealarm

To disarm

I dealarmed the clock

by Sjeffs1 July 20, 2022

Decaangite

Decaangite means to never end on bad terms with anyone.

Hey Adam, I’m sorry I said all of that, Im glad that I Decaangite with u.

by Ilmlb July 28, 2022