decked

To purposely ignore someone. To dick someone over. To hit the ignore button on your cell phone when someone calls.

"What the fuck, I called her and she decked me!"
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."

by KandraNicole January 10, 2008

decker

A fat short slob who likes to eat dick. who looks like a girl has man boobs and eats dick all day.

the fat decker

by PedroGA November 18, 2010

Decker

A guess passed off as a fact.

"A Decker"

"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"

"Oh its 1.5 billion"

"Is that a fact or a Decker?"

~Google How Many people live in Japan~

"Its 126 million..."

by deckerword December 2, 2013

Deckaseff

Way cool, a modifier of Deck

Dude that show was deckaseff

by Allen October 20, 2003

Decke

A very often mispronounced surname that is quite rare, originating in German, meaning "blanket" or "arch/ceiling."
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.

All the other kids at the park wanted to be a Decke.

by Mr. Zachster August 2, 2008

deckloafed

The act of dumping a huge shit on a person while they lay out on the deck of a ship.

She was laying out on the ship and i deckloafed the shit out of her.

by McilCabLascara January 15, 2009

Decks

The girl version of wheels. The girl version of wheels is decks it's the way a woman pursues a man. "Picks up" a man.

Eg. Girl version of wheels (DECKS)

Girl "Hey can I get you're number? (;"
Boy: "Yes (;"
Friend: Haha DECKKSS

by Seaofwanderlust September 28, 2013