cooter-jane

essentially another word for a vagina or pussy

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight

by lardlard November 13, 2021

chootybeeks

booty cheeks but with the “ch” and “b” switched

damnnnn she got some thicc chootybeeks

by Ka$hMoneyBlonko November 18, 2021

Cootastank

The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.

-For visual stimulation search for images of women's Blue Waffle

Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-

Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*

"Excuse me for a moment please."

*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*

Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*

Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*

Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"

-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.

by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021

Cooterbreath

CooterBreath is when someone licks off a girl and their breathe smells like a cooter

*man licks off a girl*

Girl:Your breathe smells like my cooter

*his breathe was Cooterbreathe

by Ya mummmmm August 26, 2021

cooter

a fat juicy vagina

omg musqueen has such a nice (s)cooter

by ahssunn November 29, 2021

cooter quinte

When your vagina is enslaved, and no matter how many times she gets the whip, she still refuses to be called "Toby".

Master-*cracks whip*-"what's your name!?"
Vagina-"my name is cooter quinte!!!!"
Master-*cracks whip*-"you're name is Toby!!!"

by Sleepykey March 27, 2022

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022