Closet fascist

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.

Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

cosers

When someone is cosers, that means they are beyond comfortable.

"What are you up to Andrew?" "Well babe, I decided to get all cosers and await your return"

by Coolie Whistles August 24, 2019

crystal closet

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.

That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.

by Queerxtian December 11, 2016

Cosette

a bitch that lies all the time,is a hoe,and is literally obsessed w/ joe!!!!!!She also tries to make her friends jelly by hanging out w/ the boys

Cosette is sooooo fucking annoying!
Cosette is soooo dramatic!

by NoneOfUrFuckingBuisness September 27, 2018

Closet Pedo

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets

A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.

by Sinorox February 25, 2019

Colette

Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.

"Every Colette I've ever met was a total cunt."

by Kable Kronies April 23, 2019