Cool Cucumber

When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.

Dude, last night I laid down the cool cucumber.

by Petey Jung June 18, 2009

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.

Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."

by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

cool kids

A bunch of kids who are popular at school. Usually very snotty and arrogant and call themselves either "PUNK" or "GANGSTAZ" and usually are white suburban kids who think they are black street kids. They usually go around with G-Unit shirts, "BLING BLING", acting "propa hard". They usually hate rock music "because it ain't gangsta like us". See popular and jock.

cool kid: yo yo yo foo i beat you up cuz you ain't gangsta and you a nerd yo.

A kid named Jake: Oh sure. Go ahead you big headed snot nosed bitch.

by Blahb April 8, 2005

cool kid

Sarcastic expression for someone who tries to go above and beyond just to be better than everyone else, or stand out from the crowd.

What the heck was he was wearing?! He's always trying to start something new, what a cool kid!

by Esereht July 2, 2009

cool aay

hindi form for "aal izz well". can be used at all places as a substitute for "it's OK", "aal izz well", "chalta hai"... etc

MR. X: "aare yaar mere ko to exsm me bas 60% hi mile"
friend: "aabe cool aay yaar. agle baar 80 laana"

by sopujokks November 12, 2012