Dirty Old Man Coffee

Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.

"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"

by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009

A little cream in my coffee

a black girl who dates white guys

I'd date Justin Timberlake, I dont mind a little cream in my coffee

by kiki23 February 09, 2007

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 12, 2006

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021

Coffee and a muffin before bed

A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.

Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?

by folken0 July 13, 2011

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac October 09, 2015

clouds in my coffee

theres someone else in your sex; your man/woman has a shawty on the side

"damn, theres clouds in my coffee. i guess i'll have to find a new man since he is double dipping."

by Ryan Messina April 22, 2007