cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Cock Safari

The act of a woman engaging in excessive promiscuous behavior with multiple partners.

My girlfriend dumped me and then went on a Cock Safari with every guy who works at Taco Bell.

by [INH] Helios January 5, 2009

cock flute

A flute made of cock generally played by small asain women. The playing of the cock flute generally involves use of fingers instead of the palm of the hand acummpanied by gentle blowing and slighty tounging.

She played the cock flute like she was at Carnagie.

by Addy and Charlie January 5, 2008

Cock Barricade

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.

John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.

So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Cock Socket

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.

Show us yer cock socket bitch.

by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005

canadian cock loan

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.

My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.

by sheepszies December 31, 2008