Grey Clown

A serious medical condition caused by a lack of blood flow to the penis, not only in the form of Erectile Dysfunction, but also in normal blood flow. This leaves the penis permanently flaccid and with a slight greyish hint due to the lack of blood.

Jackson: Hey bro. I saw you taking Chloe home last night. You smash?
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

high clown

a person who lives a rich and lavish lifestyle, but in fact really has no money or struggles financially.

Ken: sup jon, nice wallet you have there.
Jon: Yeah man, I just bought it at Gucci for $300, wanna pay for lunch?
Ken: Stop clownin' around you high clown, and act like a classy man since you asked me to lunch.

the hoodrats and fake ass g's you see in downtown going to H&M and Zara tryna b fresh when they actually live on welfare.

by phoreals August 4, 2011

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

dumpster clown

A sad sad soul that lives in a dumpster and spends his days amusing people in multiple different ways to make ends meat. Including but not limited to: Blowing dudes, takin it in the poop shute, bum fights, rusty trombones, and other assorted types of debauchery.

Bryan H. is a Long Beach dumpster clown who can't count stacks of high society.

by Toofunnytolive August 7, 2018

Clown energy

The energy one exudes when they are a clown. It is used to describe foolish energy, one that seems serious but is always joking. One that can not be serious. The word originated from the first instance of clown energy, this was when the founder of the circus was born. His name is often known to start with the R but mostly referred to as the founder of clowns. He was born on the 22nd of February.

He was surprised when he was wRong, displaying nothing but foolish clown energy.

by hbdclown February 21, 2021

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022