Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

seany claus

The Irish / Gaelic name for Santa Clause

Every year we celebrate christmas. Our Irish name for Santa claus is Seany Claus

by The reluctant runner December 17, 2025

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

plear clastic

A phrase that a mentally dense person might utter when trying to say "clear plastic" but ultimately failing

Bro: "I made my invisible guitar pick out of plear clastic."
Friends: laughing

by plearclasticeater99 January 2, 2026

the est clause

By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.

Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause

by H. S. R. August 24, 2008

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014