chinese egg roll

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

by sexual dievient. April 21, 2009

Chinese Shower

When a woman proceeds to urinate on another person with her tampon lodged inside of her.

Veronica had her period and gave Ron a Chinese Shower

by Relax9er February 22, 2011

Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013

chinese fingerbang

The manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang

by silkyscouse March 13, 2014

Chinese finger trap

When you and your buddy each put your dicks in opposite ends of a beer sock.

Bro, that's a sick beer sock, do you want to Chinese finger trap?

by Chinese finger trap August 5, 2016

Chinese fuck boi

An Asian person who likes to be really gay

Wow tim is such a Chinese fuck boi

by Noco October 9, 2016

chinese checker

When you’re an Asian gay man skipping from partner to partner until your king of the pile

Lee was Chinese checkered at the New Year’s Eve party

by Supervoris December 31, 2018