chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

Strawberry Cheesecake

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.

Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

by Fieldy Snuts January 28, 2003

cheesecake

The social consumption of a single food item in one sitting. Often starting from the inside and working your way out.

this plate of sausage looks so good we are going to cheesecake the hell out of it.

by Clubhousers March 22, 2009

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

cheese special

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.

God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!

by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.

Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

by silver mercedes nailpolish34 February 15, 2010

flumunda cheese

The "curd" found on the scrotum or penis after a period of non-bathing.

Q: Where does flumunda cheese come from?
A: Flumunda my nuts!

by lewsskrew August 2, 2007