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mariah carey

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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carl

most annoying and stupid person ever. Do not approach him. Do not be friends with him he can affect ur level of intelligence and make ur brain dissapear. He is not a mentally stable person and can cause your SUICIDE. PLS IF U SEE HIM CONTACT AN EXTERMINATOR. THANK YOU
btw carl’s IQ level is -100
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020
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Carl Marx's birthday

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.
What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?
by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010
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Carl!

A phrase very popular in today's counter-culture scene. Most commonly heard at music festivals, Carl! is shouted at no one in particular and for no apparent reason.
CARL!!!!!
by Deadrat5 November 14, 2010
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hot carl

A hot carl is a sexual activity when a person takes a dump, drops a bomb, a dook, grows a tail, or shits on a person or persons' face. You can use seran wrap for better clean up, but going old school and not using the wrap will give you a "hot steaming carl".
I picked up a smelly pirate hooker last night and I would have paid $100 for a Hot Carl, but I didn't bring the seran wrap.
by Big Miami Al February 12, 2007
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Mariah Carey

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey
by mralwaysright October 19, 2008
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Hot-Carl

When your roommate passes out and then you take a large creamy shit in their mouth.
Jason passed out from a long night of drinking, then Lisa, J-Rod, Mike Lin, and I all took a sweet Hot-Carl in his mouth.
by J-Rod Marks September 30, 2005
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