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Canadian Beer Pong

A variation of traditional college Beer Pong (aka Beirut) designed for an uneven number of players. With 6 or 10 (or however many you want) solo cups on each side, the game is played 1 v. 1 with all other players starting on the sideline. As soon as a cup is made, the recipient of the made cup retires to the sideline with his/her cup full* of beer, and the next in line steps in to take the loser's place. Possession goes immediately back to the maker of the cup. No re-racking mid-turn. Two (2) re-racks are allowed per side. The game ends when one player makes the final cup on one of the sides. No redemptions. Additional rules: Rollbacks must be thrown behind the back. No bouncing (that's for pussies). Cups must be drained before taking a shot. House rules are always applicable and can alter aforementioned rules. *Full beers are not necessary, though preferred.
Despite the fact that I sank every cup, that uncoordinated buffoon won Canadian Beer Pong because his last shot happened to bounce off of a wounded soldier into the last cup.

Hey guys! Michael's being a lame-ass tonight so we only have 3 people willing to have fun. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong!

Hey bros! It's a Monday and I don't want to do my work. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong with full beers and get bananalated.
by Hullabahoos October 21, 2010
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Canade

Dan was hit on by a bunch of Canades during his trip to Novia Scotia over the summer
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canadian

A polite, un-armed american with health insurance.
Also born with +10 stat boost to cold resistance, a talent for winter-sports and an in-explainable need to use silly euphemisms to describe native currency (example: looney)
"All the canadians we met were incredibly friendly, untill we picked up a hockey stick.."
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The Canada

During sex, when the man lies on top of the woman and doesn't do much. Much like how Canada is on top of the US, but when compared to the US, Canada appears to not do much.
I hate having sex with Dave, all he does is The Canada
by Unhappy Canadian July 26, 2011
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Canada

The best country in the world.

Reasons to love Canada:
1. We invented Hockey.
2. We invented Basketball.
3. We invented Lacrosse.
4. We invented the poutine.
5. We invented the zipper.
6. We get free health care.
7. Our elections only take one day.
8. We have the second largest country on Earth.
9. Our beer is amazing.
10. Tim Hortons owns Dunkin Donuts.
11. A&W owns anything else.
12. Much Music owns MTV.
13. Our flag looks cool.
14. It's easy to score weed.
15. It's easy to score poon.
16. The minimum drinking age is 18, not 21.
17. We have cleaner water.
18. We have cleaner air.
19. Eh? Sounds better than, huh?
20. Seth Rogen is Canadian.
21. Jim Carrey is Canadian.
22. Mike Myers is Canadian.
23. Wayne Gretzky is Canadian.
24. Louis Riel is Canadian.
25. We have lots of polar bears.
26. We have lots of geese.
27. We have lots of moose.
28. We aren't as crowded as the U.S.
29. The immigration system works.
30. The political system works.
31. The employment system works.
32. Our government is better than the U.S.
33. French sounds cooler than Spanish.
34. It's easier to make money in Canada.
35. The people in Canada are nice.
36. Way less racism.
37. Good education opportunities.
38. We have a crazy drink: The Bloody Caesar.
39. It's beautiful to drive through Canada.
40. The girls are AMAZING!

Also, where else on Earth will the temperature range from -40°C to 40°C?
by Trogdor4 July 23, 2009
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Canada Dry

"You(Drake) ain't wettin nobody, you Canada Dry"
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A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011
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