pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

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Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019

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Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.

Cancer in butthole is my life

by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018

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Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.

“Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”

by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022

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Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

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Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.

Les; Oh is she crying over spilled milk?

Kate; Yeah, I think shes a Cancer..

by LynnKen May 27, 2022

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