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A Canadian

1. An individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of North America. The country opposite to the northern border of the U.S.A.

2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)

3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.

4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.

5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.

6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".

7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.

8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.
1.A Canadian is any person from: British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, Newbrunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon, North West Territories, and Nunavit.

2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."

6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."
by Odin99 March 29, 2011
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Canadian history

The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.
Yesterday was just another Canadian history lesson in Thunder Bay
by Artdickyoulate February 6, 2010
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Canadian donkey

Used to describe an idiotic black man. Most commonly used by someone who does not want to be considered racist.
We dont say nigger here, we say Canadian donkey!!!
by Zski July 9, 2007
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Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.
Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?
by nohbudi July 25, 2007
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[Canadian] Military

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.
by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011
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canadian roundhouse

While giving a blow job the the receiver is thwomped in the face with the givers genitals during ejaculation making the receivers face look snowy
We had to clean our mess up from all the Canadian roundhouses I gave
by chickenfririce>I July 25, 2009
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Canadian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.
Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"
by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010
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