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cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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Coulee

The greatest golf course in the world. Its a deity that needs to be treated with respect.

Other names include: Coulee golf bowl, TPC Coulee, The old course at Coulee, Royal St. Coulee, The Golf club at Coulee.
Joe misses a 3 foot putt

Joe: God damnit Coulee!!!!!!!

Next hole

Joe : Coulee gave me a triple bogey.
by Yamanashi Godzilla August 14, 2011
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Cornell complex

This is what you get when being one of the best universities isn't enough, you have to be better than Harvard so you stomp on the name of every other school to somehow prove that you're better.
Guy 1: Dartmouth? Never heard of it!
Guy 2: What a Cornell complex you got there.
by lakers4win March 5, 2011
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Complete and utter cunt

Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Has a fetish for ponies.
That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt.
by Completeanduttercunt November 13, 2011
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complet

a glass or bottle of beer measuring 625 ml. contrasted with a pint which is typically 500 ml.

the word is from the french equivalent of 'complete' indicating that a 625 ml bottle of beer is just the right amount for a summers day and will leave you slightly more satisfied than just a pint.

pronounced KOHM-PLEH, as in french.
a good old complet of pabst by the river won't leave me heavy-handed nor empty.

we can get more bang for our buck buying a complet instead of a pint.
by uglyfriends February 17, 2013
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Completition

When you finally get the whole squad together. Commonly associated with video games or a night out.
Sarah, Fred and I completitioned last week but unfortunately Jessica couldn't join us.
Susan: "When's the next time we're able to completite?"
Dave: "Most of us completitioned last night but only thanks to Samuel."
by Sgt.Lobster August 26, 2017
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suck complete ass

to really blow, to be so bad that it just sucks so much it sucks complete ass.
"We just got so ditched."
"Jim, this blows."
"Ya, this sucks complete ass"
"Lets go slash some tires"
by CHRIS!, JIM! March 6, 2005
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