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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
mugGet the Clean Smurfmug.

Gehan water clean man

Gehan loves his water, he has a cool iphone and his bird drowned once sorry
Gehan water clean man is a bird who likes to fly’
by i love bbc and men ! October 23, 2023
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Clean-Screen

A word the defines a game that you buy and doesn’t have any in game purchases.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
(“Some dude 1”)Bro this game called Ark Survival is such a Clean-Screen game, I love it!
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
mugGet the Clean-Screenmug.

clean & jerk

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."
by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015
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Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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Mr Clean

A member of the third reich. Leader of the Netherlands Nazi Party.
God I hate them. They are such a Mr Clean.
by Isaacjb7 September 19, 2021
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cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.
If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol
by B-rizzle May 6, 2020
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