Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

cack

A noun used in a negative way to describe anything not cared about or unimportant

"What a stupid cack."
"Look at that cack over yonder."

by Baller McJenkins July 27, 2007

Cackalacky

Cackalacky (and derivations thereof) is an ages old nickname for world renowned Carolina Cookout Country – the place that most folks recognize as the very birthplace of the Great American Cookout as well as the world’s first sweet potato-based Spice Sauce. As a matter of fact we believe that Cackalacky Spice Sauce (A.K.A. “The official zest of the Carolinas”) may actually be the eponym for the famous gustatory destination. And, while it is extremely flattering that the Cackalacky nomenclature seems to have found a happy home in urban American slang (and rural brogue, military jargon, skete punks, and biker culture, too), the simple fact is that folks have been rapping about the famous sauce recipe and name for eons. Here’s a song about Cackalacky that was written circa 1937 (and re-recorded years later): http://www.cackalacky.com/singalong.php

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Old Cackalacky Sauce jingle: "Wherever you go, there you are! And wherever you go, there you'll be - with a bottle o' Cackalacky!"

by Cackalacky Jack July 21, 2008

Cached

In marijuana smoking, for a bowl to be 'cached', means that it's completely ash and can't be smoked anymore.
Never hand someone a cached bowl without announcing that it's cached, it's rude and unacceptable.

Here's the bong man, it's cached but it's your turn to reload anyway.
This bowl's cached, time to reload that shit!

by Zombiebyte September 6, 2013

landi the cacti

the name used for landon austin.

landon is such a cacti.

by landon is a cacti named landi January 22, 2005

cack smooch

To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch

Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now

by Troggy January 26, 2005

cactophile

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!

did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile

by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008