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Butt Cluster Bomblets

You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.

Mo: Why would you say that?

Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
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Butt Chutney

Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.
by itpro420 April 22, 2010
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butt swipe

A way to get high by shoving certain types of finely ground cannabis, kief or certain types of cannabinoids up ones rectum. Works similar to "butt chugging" alcohol. Can get you super fucked up.
Bob: How did you enjoy your butt swipe?
Jordan: It was great got me super high!
by big nigga xxxl November 18, 2019
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elongated butt crack

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
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Pickle Butt

Shoving a Cucumber up your ass and leaving it there for so long that it pickles
"Yo Jerry you smell like you got Pickle Butt"

"Did you here JJ got Pickle Butt

from the gym coach last week?"
by monkeyboysusa June 24, 2017
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Figghiu de buttana

Sicilian for bastard (literally "son of a whore"), similar in idea but more pejorative than S.O.B. The sing-song (or prosody) is critical.

It sounds great when pronounced correctly, very cathartic. See that scene in Godfather 2 where DeNiro stabs the old guy who killed his mother.The old guy says it right!!
Su figghiu de buttana me n'ha frigato!

That bastard has screwed me!
by chiggley December 2, 2004
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Rayan Nauman Butt

A gay guy who raped a fat ass sleeping.He failed a grade and dates girls younger than him. He got beaten up and was crying so he was given a lollipop and sent home
Holy shit use your butt plugs, its Rayan Nauman Butt.
by Binod August 11, 2020
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