Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

Duck Bill Blow Job

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.

"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."

by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

blow up then

Verb;
To flip out when something not so terrible has happened
To get angry over nothing; but also
To get angry over something worth getting angry about
To shout loudly and incessantly - 'blowing up'
To become shitty and pissy

Noun;
Blown up: What's left of someone after they have blown up then - tears

Janilla: "you just ruined my favourite shirt"
Brown: "Blow Up Then"

"You just knocked over the vodka"
"Blow Up Then"

by Martyy September 5, 2008

blow-owe

it means to give a blow-job for money.

Ann: do you see that man over there?
Jane: Yeah, why?
Ann: because I was wondering whether he did blow-owes!

by Jasmine Harrison February 16, 2009

Blowage

Something upsetting, from previous sayings like that blows mines
Someone and/or something can be a blowage.

"I g0tta dutch n n0 bud dats a blowage"

"y0 s0n u droped my drink u sucha blowage"

by j4d3 September 24, 2009

Blow Lorris

The act of rising your arms proud above your head whilst receiving a blow-job, without raising suspicion from your partner.

<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>

Mike "Dude, I totally got a blow lorris last night!"
Jason "niiice. *high five*"

by M448 August 9, 2010

Belowgole

(B-low-goal)

When a person decides on a goal that requires hard work, but in the end represents no benifits or positive feedback to ones self or life.

My belowgole in life is to be a Gamestop employee for the rest of my life.

by Dragonskiller September 8, 2010