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brettster

A lazy and ignorant male who lives off his fathers inheritance, having no common sense whatsoever.Wakes up in the morning with an empty mind nothing to do and nowhere to go. This type of individual usually has a small, and in some case no penis. Average relationship length with either a boy or girl is limited to months, as the individual has nothing to offer.
Man, that looser is such a brettster . What will he do when his dads money dries up!
by M Pfeiffer October 26, 2007
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you better

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:

You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...

Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the correct uncontracted version is "would" not "had".
You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.

You better be in this house when the street lights come on.

You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.
by Coell April 17, 2006
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bretthauer

male prostitute. one who walks the streets to give up poonanny.
see that guy walking down the avenue, he is a bretthauer.
by El Chief September 10, 2006
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Bettie

A name commonly found in 1940 has adapted to describe women, many who's attire fits the pin up era are seen as a classic housewife, but have secret desires and kinks (and are generally the dominant in the bedroom)
She acts all sweet but she's a Bettie in the bedroom
by Billyninedothscienceboi July 25, 2017
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Better

Better is an adjective; comparative of GOOD.

Better is used to discribe somthing that is higher in value or worth than another thing. Somtimes it's used to discribe people. It can be one of these five:
1 : greater than half
2 : improved in health or mental attitude
3 : more attractive, favorable, or commendable
4 : more advantageous or effective
5 : improved in accuracy or performance
Person 1: I am king.
Person 2: I am a better king than you'll ever be!
by Tace June 10, 2005
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i’m no better than a man

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women
* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up
by insomniacx January 26, 2022
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Better than Wikipedia

A phrase coined by Bob in Music Theory and Ear Training I at the University of Toledo.

A person who is SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME at EVERYTHING, especially music theory, that they can honestly say that they are better than the most amazingly awesome website around, which is, of course Wikipedia.
Paige is better than Wikipedia.

"You all sit there like you're better than Wikipedia, but your homework sure proves otherwise."
(the original quote was something like that.)
by betterthanwikipedia October 21, 2007
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