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belgum breakfast 

A belgum breakfast consists of many breakfast ingredience (egg,ham,cheese) or anything u want in an omlet. pour these ingredience into your female counterparts vagina and commence intercourse. once u have ejaculated into the woman let the goop mixture pour out into a bowl,then cook and serve
Wow babe you make a great belgum breakfast
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warm breakfast 

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.
Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.
warm breakfast by hk69 October 8, 2013

jersey breakfast 

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM
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jersey breakfast by wfo October 23, 2013

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.
Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

Suprise Breakfast 

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

bp breakfast

After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)
Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!
bp breakfast by Joepeoples March 22, 2017

Amsterdam breakfast 

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.
I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.