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Boomer

Here comes Boomer
Okay Boomer
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Boomer

An Old person that about 52 to 47yrs old who never really has any idea what they're talking about and never have good advice. Boomers are known for there infamous catch phrases such as: "Do you ever put that thing down?", "When I was your age...." And "Back in my day....".
These old fukers rlly need to shut the fuk up.
1. "Ok Boomer."
2. "Shut the fuck up Boomer."
Old Fuck Baby Boomer Ok Boomer Boomer Alert
by ThatWierdGayPieceOfShit December 29, 2019
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Big boomer boy breaden

That kid is is such a big boomer boy breaden
by Jshshxhdhsh November 12, 2019
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Boomer

"What does boomer mean? "
"OK boomer"
by Kome O November 6, 2019
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Boomer buddies

boomer buddies are big assholes who steal cum socks and penis music. don’t trust them they’ll make you slaves and steal your children.
boomer buddies are retards and fools, but not as foolish as the gay gang 🤢🤢 faguhrts nigga. not very smart and they all have stupid quotes
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews
by Melongolf March 13, 2020
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Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom
Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.
by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022
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