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The Bloody Richard

The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard
by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022
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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.
We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza
by Stegner February 2, 2024
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Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
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Bloody Ninety

To punch someone 90 times in the same place, causing their skin to split and bleed.
he wouldn't give me his lunch money, so I gave him a bloody ninety
by phathat June 22, 2011
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Bloody Tiger Juice

When a man goes down on a womans Vag on her period and eats her bloody juice and pussy
Wow Zack is a wild bloody Tiger Juice man.. I hear he ate Mary out on her bloody period...
by Golden Bear January 24, 2021
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bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.
“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”
by temper k January 11, 2020
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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
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